Can I send them back?

Can I please send them back to school? Please? Before I kill them or run away?!

I am most definitely looking forward to shopping on my own (or with only one child) and I am also looking forward to them using up some of their boundless energy out of sight and more importantly, earshot.

I'm hot. I'm hungry. I'm tired. I'm cranky. (Really, you say?!) I want to be skinny again. Which is hard to accomplish when I'm hungry.

My garden runneth over with weeds. My house runneth over with clutter. My patience disappeareth. Heaven help me get through this last week of summer vacation and into a productive fall.

And thanks to the bagger at Safeway. He very carefully placed the eggs in a safe location so they wouldn't be crushed and broken by any of the other bags of groceries. Then he put 6 pounds of spaghetti noodles right on top of the bag of tostitos. Oy!

Thankfully Felisa is now asleep and the other two are ensconced once more in Scooby Doo so I must get back to work. I will spare the world from further complaints. For now, anyway. :)